October 22, 2014

The day was as most days have been, as of late:  I didn't even bother trying to get up at 5:13 and set the alarm to 6:04.  I still woke up several times in fear that I had overslept, however.   It was a beautiful morning with mother hips playing.  I lately have a thing for Chronicle Man  with "The Flood" as my earworm.

I was excited about picking up Maggie after school so that we could start our adventure today.  On the way home, I saw the coolest thing on the freeway: a horse trailer with this sign on the back: "Please be patient I will pull over as soon as it as safe."  The lady driving, straight back, hands at 10 and two, and the horse in the back enjoying the adventure.  Awesome.


Mags and I got right to baking.  She started the fondant and I started the cupcakes.    The Giants game was on as we were busy in the kitchen. With Blanco's home run in the first inning, my screams and jumping frightened Maggie. Little did I know that was to be some of the last fear of the evening.<sad face>




As I went to pick up pizza, we were behind by one run.  I  and was thrilled to discover that as I merged onto the 50 (just like a week ago when we won the pennant) we tied the game.  I considered exiting the freeway and merging on again several times to get a big lead, but realized that I had vaginas to finish, so home I went.

The coloring of these vaginas were quite good we have some brown,  some pinkish,  a little mixture of a more  Asian look (I think).  I feel very pleased with my diversity. Sadly,  the burqas are rather see through but that's okay... it's really it's the thought that counts - although I'm not sure ISIS feels the same.   It's been a long day...my PowerPoint is finished, my vaginas are finished, my burqas are finished, the Giants sucked, Maggie and I have bonded and I'm ready for bed.   

**I need to make a statement: I am not a crazy Pre-cat lady who is so lonely she makes vagina cupcakes for fun.  I think it's a fun, interesting way to add *spark* to our grad classes - we are all adults (or adult-like, in my case).  I would NEVER dream of bringing these to high school, much less 2nd grade like that crazy FB post.  I would never dream of ramming vaginas or penises down someone's throat (ok, that sounds very bad), which is why I posted here, rather than on FB.  Also, I can't line up the pics correctly...so forgive my ineptitude while you enjoy my vaginas <grin>